Hunhasbet is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, self-confident shrew.

Hunhasbet created dark energy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hunhasbet, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Hunhasbet, it will ignore you.

Hunhasbet's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Hunhasbet's Holy Commandments

1. Never gather nine nematodes near walls.

2. Always make sure there are no bats in a room before entering it.

3. Always help sick ducks.

4. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.