Lidsog is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, sapient swallow.

Lidsog created the planet Jupiter eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lidsog, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Lidsog, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Lidsog's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Lidsog's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear turquoise coats on sacred days.

2. Always wear purple.

3. Never feed melons to bats while wearing indigo trousers.

4. Never run in the presence of turtles.

5. Do not shave your hands.