Xuckimquaftuncumsug is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, tranquil dryad.

Xuckimquaftuncumsug created the planet Mars eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Xuckimquaftuncumsug, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Xuckimquaftuncumsug, he will torture you forever.

Xuckimquaftuncumsug's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Xuckimquaftuncumsug's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill snails.

2. Do not eat pineapples.

3. Do not step barefoot upon white earth.

4. Always remove hats before entering holy places.

5. Do not trade with those who eat strawberries.