Teendumdum is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, selfish coyote.

Teendumdum created the planet Earth three billion years ago.

If you believe in Teendumdum, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Teendumdum, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Teendumdum's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Teendumdum's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about gravity.

2. Never eat parsnips on days of mourning.

3. Never mention cats.

4. Do not record secrets concerning dwarf planets.

5. Never eat pineapples.