Migwon Tenkadfligfatciphim is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, awesome penguin.

Migwon Tenkadfligfatciphim created Mount Everest eight million years ago.

If you believe in Migwon Tenkadfligfatciphim, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Migwon Tenkadfligfatciphim, it will throw large rocks at you.

Migwon Tenkadfligfatciphim's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Migwon Tenkadfligfatciphim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your back.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never allow sheep to witness sacred rites.

4. Never allow whales to sleep beneath your roof.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.