Wotgonrot is a god.

He takes the form of a large, irritating newt.

Wotgonrot created the Virgo Supercluster six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wotgonrot, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Wotgonrot, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Wotgonrot's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Wotgonrot's Holy Commandments

1. Tortoises are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Always face the north before speaking sacred words.

3. Never cross rivers at midday.

4. Hide if eight swans approach from the south.

5. Do not eat carrots.