Pagstangut is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, pitiless rhinoceros.

Pagstangut created the planet Jupiter twelve years ago.

If you believe in Pagstangut, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Pagstangut, she will turn you into a rat.

Pagstangut's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Pagstangut's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear yellow coats.

2. Always make sure there are no nematodes in a building before entering it.

3. Always make sure there are no gulls in a room before entering it.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Never record signs.