Gon is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, unjust pig.

Gon created an up quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Gon, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Gon, it will not invite you to parties.

Gon's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Gon's Holy Commandments

1. Always store turnips above ground.

2. Never speak at dusk.

3. Always remove coats before touching titanium.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate geese.

5. Never speak of order in the presence of children.