Komsterhiv is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, proud hamster.

Komsterhiv created bats two years ago.

If you believe in Komsterhiv, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Komsterhiv, he will turn you into a worm.

Komsterhiv's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Komsterhiv's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt bats.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Do not wear green clothing.

5. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.