Bomwatsak is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, tranquil wolf.

Bomwatsak created Europe six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bomwatsak, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Bomwatsak, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Bomwatsak's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Bomwatsak's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Always check lakes for frogs.

3. Never talk about dark energy.

4. Never speak of balance in the presence of priests.

5. Put Bomwatsak first in all things.