Fardodzig is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, deceitful whale.

Fardodzig created humankind two million years ago.

If you believe in Fardodzig, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Fardodzig, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Fardodzig's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Fardodzig's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if six doves approach from the east.

2. Do not sing in public.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not wear carbon on your body.

5. Fardodzig loves mites, so they must be respected.