Vognelpak is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, resourceful bird.

Vognelpak created the planet Venus four billion years ago.

If you believe in Vognelpak, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Vognelpak, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Vognelpak's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Vognelpak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Always help sick tortoises.

3. Erect a giant copper sculpture of Vognelpak in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.