Pangdisszancincusslagmotrak is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, two-faced wyvern.

Pangdisszancincusslagmotrak created Mount Everest four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pangdisszancincusslagmotrak, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Pangdisszancincusslagmotrak, he will ignore you.

Pangdisszancincusslagmotrak's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Pangdisszancincusslagmotrak's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dogs.

2. Never wear ear rings.

3. Never hurt sharks.

4. Always wear black.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.