Higcin is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, egotistical lizard.

Higcin created the Cigar Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Higcin, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Higcin, she will cry a lot.

Higcin's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Higcin's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at comets.

2. You must pray to Higcin four times a day.

3. Never speak aloud of names.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Always check lakes for frogs.