Quagcan is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, vain donkey.

Quagcan created the planet Jupiter eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quagcan, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Quagcan, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Quagcan's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Quagcan's Holy Commandments

1. Never allow ants to sleep beneath your roof.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Do not hurt voles.

4. Do not utter prayers while touching titanium.

5. Do not count beyond nine during ceremonies.