Zimlibcip is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, contented alligator.

Zimlibcip created the Black Eye Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Zimlibcip, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Zimlibcip, she will send you a sign.

Zimlibcip's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Zimlibcip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not utter prayers while touching copper.

2. Remain prostrate during prayer.

3. Hide if six monkeys approach from the west.

4. Never tolerate laughter in holy places.

5. Heed all dreams.