Hanlinleg is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, self-confident squid.

Hanlinleg created an electron seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Hanlinleg, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Hanlinleg, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Hanlinleg's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Hanlinleg's Holy Commandments

1. Always act with humility when addressing priests.

2. Do not contemplate quantum field theory during the night.

3. Never speak the names of nebulae aloud.

4. Pray towards the north.

5. Do not stand on grass.