Cebcimbiftif is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, happy mongoose.

Cebcimbiftif created matter seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cebcimbiftif, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Cebcimbiftif, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Cebcimbiftif's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Cebcimbiftif's Holy Commandments

1. Never stain your chest with magenta.

2. Always help sick shrews.

3. Cebcimbiftif loves foxes, so they must be honoured.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never cross mountains at dawn.