Biddimyarp is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, tiresome shark.

Biddimyarp created the universe three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Biddimyarp, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Biddimyarp, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Biddimyarp's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Biddimyarp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair cyan.

2. Never talk about optics near geese while wearing fawn kilts.

3. Never feed peas to birds while wearing green stockings.

4. Do not study the inheritance of acquired characteristics on holy days.

5. Do not fashion sacred items from ash.