Butmap is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, egotistical dingo.

Butmap created the world seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Butmap, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Butmap, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Butmap's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Butmap's Holy Commandments

1. Always help dogs in need.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Always store peas above ground.

5. Never look at dwarf planets.