Yarpvogtagvadmannab Tarsidapp is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, sage jellyfish.

Yarpvogtagvadmannab Tarsidapp created a charm quark eight million years ago.

If you believe in Yarpvogtagvadmannab Tarsidapp, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Yarpvogtagvadmannab Tarsidapp, it will turn you into a mouse.

Yarpvogtagvadmannab Tarsidapp's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Yarpvogtagvadmannab Tarsidapp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Remain kneeling during prayer.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.