Gadrapquag is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, humorless shark.

Gadrapquag created the Black Eye Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Gadrapquag, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gadrapquag, he will turn you into a mouse.

Gadrapquag's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Gadrapquag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Do not record names concerning asteroids.

4. Shun those given to cruelty.

5. Erect six platinum sculptures of Gadrapquag on top of important buildings.