Rilladcid is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, selfish pig.

Rilladcid created humanity nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rilladcid, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Rilladcid, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Rilladcid's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Rilladcid's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear cyan stockings on sacred days.

2. Never pray while filled with fear.

3. Rilladcid must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Do not fashion tools from carbon.

5. Do not speak of ultrasonics near sacred fires.