Sabpinbum is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, resourceful tapir.

Sabpinbum created the Andromeda Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Sabpinbum, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Sabpinbum, it will torture you forever.

Sabpinbum's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Sabpinbum's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat gooseberries on holy days.

2. Do not resist fate.

3. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not speak about peas.

5. Never talk about porpoises.