Nulnurthenmeg is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, merciful cobra.

Nulnurthenmeg created humanity two years ago.

If you believe in Nulnurthenmeg, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Nulnurthenmeg, he will be very sad.

Nulnurthenmeg's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Nulnurthenmeg's Holy Commandments

1. Always cleanse your hands after touching titanium.

2. Put Nulnurthenmeg first in all things.

3. You must never eat carrots.

4. Hide if seven whales approach from the east.

5. Never hurt turtles.