Dunarpmis Fudgatbus is a god.

It takes the form of a large, competent goose.

Dunarpmis Fudgatbus created gold four million years ago.

If you believe in Dunarpmis Fudgatbus, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Dunarpmis Fudgatbus, it will turn you into a puffin.

Dunarpmis Fudgatbus' most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Dunarpmis Fudgatbus' Holy Commandments

1. Never discuss horizontal gene transfer in public assemblies.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Do not wear magenta clothing.

5. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Dunarpmis Fudgatbus on top of all buildings.