Fodrakfoss is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, weak faun.

Fodrakfoss created water two years ago.

If you believe in Fodrakfoss, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Fodrakfoss, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Fodrakfoss' most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Fodrakfoss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Do not leap in public.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. You must pray to Fodrakfoss five times a day.

5. Do not travel during spring.