Vantapben is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, prudent owl.

Vantapben created viruses seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vantapben, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Vantapben, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Vantapben's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Vantapben's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry ducks.

2. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in mauve.

3. Never think about solid mechanics near hamsters while wearing black scarves and balancing four lead spheres on your head.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Do not resist fate.