Henhimkom is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, idiotic mouse.

Henhimkom created the Sun five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Henhimkom, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Henhimkom, he will throw large rocks at you.

Henhimkom's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Henhimkom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about lemons.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Never talk about dwarf planets.

4. Never speak of chaos in the presence of children.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Henhimkom.