Pibbudjarn is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, selfish fly.

Pibbudjarn created dark energy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pibbudjarn, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Pibbudjarn, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Pibbudjarn's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Pibbudjarn's Holy Commandments

1. Always count to four before sleeping.

2. Never gather eight pigs near towers.

3. Do not take Pibbudjarn's name in vain.

4. Never mention nematodes.

5. Pray towards the south.