Himhat is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, omnipotent gnu.

Himhat created a bottom quark four million years ago.

If you believe in Himhat, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Himhat, she will turn you into a mouse.

Himhat's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Himhat's Holy Commandments

1. Never record names.

2. Never speak at dusk.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Always make sure there are no whales in a room before entering it.

5. Never write about special relativity.