Sabyiksaw is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, staggering chicken.

Sabyiksaw created bats five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sabyiksaw, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Sabyiksaw, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Sabyiksaw's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Sabyiksaw's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion sacred items from clay.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never travel toward the east during winter.

5. Always make sure there are no seals in a room before entering it.