Mutzigfligsomlit is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, able lion.

Mutzigfligsomlit created the world four years ago.

If you believe in Mutzigfligsomlit, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Mutzigfligsomlit, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Mutzigfligsomlit's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Mutzigfligsomlit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion sacred items from ash.

2. Do not utter prayers while touching gold.

3. Never speak at dawn.

4. Erect a large lead sculpture of Mutzigfligsomlit on top of all buildings.

5. Pray only in shadows.