Yarwigstig is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, strong unicorn.

Yarwigstig created life six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yarwigstig, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Yarwigstig, he will have a low opinion of you.

Yarwigstig's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Yarwigstig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Yarwigstig's name in vain.

2. Never mix limes with water.

3. Always cleanse blood with water.

4. Retreat if three otters approach from the east.

5. Never allow rats to witness sacred rites.