Cunditpogbop is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, happy warg.

Cunditpogbop created a Higgs boson nine million years ago.

If you believe in Cunditpogbop, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Cunditpogbop, she will curse you with boils.

Cunditpogbop's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Cunditpogbop's Holy Commandments

1. Shun those given to vanity.

2. Always wear red.

3. Do not consume grapes at dawn.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate aardvarks.

5. Always cleanse ash with water.