Kamrullsid is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, humorless crow.

Kamrullsid created a quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kamrullsid, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Kamrullsid, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Kamrullsid's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Kamrullsid's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Never wear hats.

3. Do not trade with those who eat tomatoes.

4. Erect six copper sculptures of Kamrullsid on top of important buildings.

5. Never touch ash while blessed.