Sisbogquillmifbugtimort is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, intelligent crocodile.

Sisbogquillmifbugtimort created a photon seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sisbogquillmifbugtimort, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Sisbogquillmifbugtimort, it will not care at all.

Sisbogquillmifbugtimort's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Sisbogquillmifbugtimort's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear turquoise kilts.

2. Erect a giant brown sculpture of Sisbogquillmifbugtimort in the centre of the settlement.

3. Always obey Sisbogquillmifbugtimort's priests.

4. Run away from orange tapirs, for they are unholy.

5. Always treat otters with great respect.