Pidloopdum is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, loving narwhal.

Pidloopdum created the Sun two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pidloopdum, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Pidloopdum, it will not care at all.

Pidloopdum's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Pidloopdum's Holy Commandments

1. Never allow porpoises to witness sacred rites.

2. Never look at comets.

3. Do not step barefoot upon orange earth.

4. Always keep your back turned to the west at sunset.

5. Always make sure there are no badgers in a room before entering it.