Gilcarstrag is a god.

She takes the form of a small, humane bee.

Gilcarstrag created the solar system two billion years ago.

If you believe in Gilcarstrag, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Gilcarstrag, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Gilcarstrag's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Gilcarstrag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat gooseberries.

2. Never talk about planets.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Worship no other gods but Gilcarstrag.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.