Cenhitbag is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, flying hamster.

Cenhitbag created Asia seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cenhitbag, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Cenhitbag, it will turn you into a plant.

Cenhitbag's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Cenhitbag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

2. Feed all hungry otters.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Cenhitbag.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Always wash your head before prayer.