Fobdodkap is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, prudent bat.

Fobdodkap created the Sun eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Fobdodkap, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Fobdodkap, she will laugh at you.

Fobdodkap's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Fobdodkap's Holy Commandments

1. Never carve symbols of stars into wood.

2. Do not sing at forests.

3. Never feed melons to mites while wearing gray hats.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Do not count beyond six during ceremonies.