Weevaghak is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, bad-tempered bird.

Weevaghak created the Sol system two years ago.

If you believe in Weevaghak, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Weevaghak, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Weevaghak's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Weevaghak's Holy Commandments

1. Never point your hands toward the east during prayer.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Run away from white ants, for they are unholy.

4. Do not contemplate the strong nuclear force during the night.

5. Do not dye your hair turquoise.