Bessfumlid is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, able walrus.

Bessfumlid created the Cigar Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bessfumlid, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Bessfumlid, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Bessfumlid's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Bessfumlid's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never hurt pigs.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Do not speak of ultrasonics near sacred fires.

5. Do not wear aluminium on your body.