Ciptincin is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, conceited narwhal.

Ciptincin created silver six billion years ago.

If you believe in Ciptincin, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Ciptincin, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Ciptincin's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Ciptincin's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat capybaras with great respect.

2. Never gather five doves near walls.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Always cleanse ash with water.

5. Monkeys are not to be trusted.