Gudjabbot is a god.

She takes the form of a small, conceited toad.

Gudjabbot created an atom four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gudjabbot, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Gudjabbot, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Gudjabbot's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Gudjabbot's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Never write about moons.

3. Do not sing in public.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Never feed lentils to nematodes while wearing trousers.