Rutragbem is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, generous goblin.

Rutragbem created dark energy three million years ago.

If you believe in Rutragbem, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Rutragbem, it will think nothing of it.

Rutragbem's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Rutragbem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about wheat.

2. Never wear purple shoes on sacred days.

3. Never touch water while unclean.

4. Never mention eagles.

5. Do not stand on grass.