Moncipsaw is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, caring gerbil.

Moncipsaw created humanity nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Moncipsaw, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Moncipsaw, he will curse you with boils.

Moncipsaw's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Moncipsaw's Holy Commandments

1. Moncipsaw must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Never think about planets.

3. Moncipsaw loves dogs, so they must be respected.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never allow foxes to sleep beneath your roof.