Kikjenfad is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, unsympathetic wyrm.

Kikjenfad created the planet Mars two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kikjenfad, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Kikjenfad, she will destroy your home planet.

Kikjenfad's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Kikjenfad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not study evolution by means of natural selection on holy days.

2. Do not resist balance.

3. Never carve symbols of moons into wood.

4. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

5. Never travel toward the west during winter.