Matjopsaw is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, impressive fairy.

Matjopsaw created the Sun seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Matjopsaw, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Matjopsaw, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Matjopsaw's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Matjopsaw's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Never talk about moths.

3. Always treat whales with great respect.

4. Never fashion tools from clay.

5. Never travel toward the east during winter.