Pitdubqueeg is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, tiresome horse.

Pitdubqueeg created everything that exists two million years ago.

If you believe in Pitdubqueeg, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Pitdubqueeg, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Pitdubqueeg's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Pitdubqueeg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt seals.

2. Do not resist chaos.

3. Do not trade with those who eat beans.

4. Never pray while filled with joy.

5. Erect a giant aluminium sculpture of Pitdubqueeg in the centre of the settlement.